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BudSniffer
10-09-2008, 02:12 AM
I got this at another site.......

Subject: Ingenious




The only glitch in this plan is that the rich people would look for loopholes that would allow them to escape the taxes...



The Birk Economic Recovery Plan



The Birk Economic Recovery Plan - An outstanding plan!

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs

at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back.

And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it.
If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.


PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a
laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

Tap_Water
10-09-2008, 02:27 AM
That would be to easy of a fix.LOL

Nice one Brother. Tap

gnarly
10-09-2008, 02:28 AM
I saw this on another forum.

The math is wrong.

85bn/200m = 425 dollars
800bn/200m = 4000 dollars.

So.... if we took the BIg plan that recently passed and gave it all to ourselves, that would be like 4000 bucks.. Or if you look at it this way, the federal government just gave 4000 bucks from each of us (in some way or another, inflation, debt, lost taxpool) to irresponsible corporations.

Tap_Water
10-09-2008, 03:47 AM
I liked it the other way G thanks for Fucking it up.:eek: Tap

mr_nice_guy
10-09-2008, 04:33 AM
I say fuck'em they did it to them selves with by giving a loan to anything with a pulse and there GOLDEN fucking parachutes!!

bubblegump
10-09-2008, 02:56 PM
Actually it was 85 bn to aig,,,before the 700b "rescue" that passed last week.....