Whoa, Dude

[rangerdanger]

I just invented an anti-gravity device.

Everyone knows a cat always lands on it's feet, correct?
And Newton's Third Law Of Physics states that if you drop a slice of buttered toast it will always land butter side down.
So I strapped a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat. The cat/toast hovers several inches above the ground, spinning on it's axis.

I'm gonna patent this and become rich I tells ya, rich.

[Nesta]

:eek: sounds like your on to something.

[Big E]

:d :d :d :d

[web420]

:lmao:
RD, you must of got super High today........... :thumbsup:

[jerkypete]

LOL

I wonder what would happen if you cut the paws & feet off the cat, left the toast unbuttered, & repeated the same experiment??? :baked:

To all animal lovers: I'm only kidding!!!! :cool2:

[Storm]

LOL ranger :bongdude:

[Heath_Bogenreif]

I was sort of thinking you invented a Steven Wright joke recycle machine. ;)

http://www.wam.umd.edu/~stwright/right/StevenWright.html

Click link > hit [ctrl] f > type in the word toast > hit enter

SW rocks. That page is full of them. Also my sig is a great example of a SW like joke.

[Greenkitty]

Hummmmmm!

[rangerdanger]

Actually, Steven Wright stole that joke from someone else.
I first heard it back in the late 60's I believe.

[earth girl]

RangerDear,
I can remember my dad teasing us about wanting to try it with Bootsy. But with 7 kids he couldn't afford to waste the buttered toast!
eg

[Storm]

would that be salted or unsalted butter?

[Heath_Bogenreif]

Actually, Steven Wright stole that joke from someone else.
I first heard it back in the late 60's I believe.


I think youre right. ;)


" Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a cat and a piece of buttered toast to which they fixed together in a fashion said to defy gravity. " --- Abe Lincoln

[Stash]

Lol EG you nut

[Green Goblin]

this one time at band camp...


:roll:

funny shizzle peeps! :pimp: