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Old 12-02-2010, 02:10 PM
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Cool here is a bunch of jokes

Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A: Wave.

Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly

Q: What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urine test?

Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.

Q: What's the point of a weed wacker?
A: Weed wackers need to wack it too!

Q: How do fish party ?
A: Seaweed.

Q: Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A: He thought they were donut seeds.

Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ?
A: A Liar.

Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
A: Malnutrition.

Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Q: What is Reality?
A: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!"
The Fireman asked "How do we get there?"
The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"

Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Screw it, we got lighters

Q. How long does it take before a pound of bud goes bad?
A. I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

Q: How do you hide pot from a hippie?
A: Put it in his work boots.

Q: What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A: Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.

Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. What's the difference between a stoner and a tweeker?
A. When a pothead is driving down a road he is driving about 20 mph and eating the upholstery. When a tweeker is driving down a road he is driving about 200 mph, and talking to the upholstery.

Q. If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A. The cop!

Q. Why did the stoner cross the street?
A. His dealer lived on the other side.

Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
A: They both get blitzed!

Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Put it under the soap.

Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb
A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!

Q: How did the pothead burn his ear?
A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes

Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A: Hold out a joint!
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Old 05-25-2011, 11:58 PM
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A guy walks up to a woman at a bar "I have a joke about my dick...but it's too long" the woman replies " I also have a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it!" lmfao!!
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Old 05-26-2011, 02:57 PM
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haha thats a good one !!
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